ALL THE ROCK N’ ROLL THINGS!!
Squirrel Finishes Last Bit of Halloween Candy
In an effort that took more than two weeks, an area squirrel named Carl polished off the last Snickers bar in his Trick-or-Treat bag Sunday.
“With the winter coming, we honestly expected this sooner,” says candy analyst Chip Foster. “Looks like Carl is headed for hibernation with a belly full of corn sugar.”
In honor of the back-to-school season: don’t you wish Lisa Anne Frank was on your Trapper-Keeper? Because I mean, they’re kinda the same anyway, right..?
DANK (urbandictionary): adj. “sticky, hairy, stinky, and highly potent marijuana.”
DANK is allegedly now circulating as “an expression frequently used by stoners and hippies for something of high quality.” …such as KFC chicken provided by a regional supervisor.
WE ARE FACEBOOK LINGUISTS. AND ALSO WE HAVE ANTHROPOLOGY.